Sophisticated, classy jokes submitted in a refined, tasteful and cultivated manner for your genteel and discriminating enjoyment.
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A redneck swaggers into a bar.
"Hey, barkeep, set me up with a cold one." he says. He begins to look around the bar and sees Someone who looks familiar down at the end of the bar. He leans over and asks the bartender, "Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods. "Well, set him up with a cold one too!".
Soon enough Jesus gets up to leave, and as He does He walks over to the redneck, touches him, and says, "Thank you for the beverage; you are healed."
The redneck springs out of his chair and yells at Jesus, "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'm drawing disability!"
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