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How many United Methodists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: "We believe that incandescent, fluorescent, tinted, or three-way are equally valid paths to light, and if, in your journey you have felt the need to change your lightbulb, we are holding a lightbulb service on Sun Day at which all are welcome (All means ALL!) to recite a poem with your pet or perform a dance of luminescence."
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