Sophisticated, classy jokes submitted in a refined, tasteful and cultivated manner for your genteel and discriminating enjoyment.
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Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, senor, I would like the world's best beer; give me a Corona!". The bartender gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer the the world. Give me 'The King of the Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender handed it to him.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors!" He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Dr Pepper." The bartender is a slightly taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why didn't you order a Guinness?"
The Guinness president replied, "Well, I figured if you-all weren't going to be drinking beer, I wouldn't either."
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